The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (Trevor Noah, DJ D-Nice)

♪♪ Hi, everyone. Welcome to “The Tonight Show:
At Home Edition.” I want to thank Franny and
Winnie for being the music. Thank you guys so much.
Gary the dog is here. We’re all good.
Alright, that’s good. That’s perfect. That’s great.
Thank you. That’s perfect. Winnie drew this.
Thank you very much, Winnie. This is beautiful.
We have a great show tonight. We have — Trevor Noah
is on the show tonight. Doing amazing stuff
over at “The Daily Show.” Also, DJ D-Nice did a
dance party on Instagram that everyone was talking about. So I interview D-Nice
and find out all the good things
he’s been up to. But first, let’s just start the
show with some jokes. Let’s go.
Hi, guys. Before we get
into our monologue, which is hot off
the presses — ow! — I want to say thank you so much
for watching this show. Thank you, YouTube has been great airing
these shows so so many people can see it early. And, also, if you go to, if you’re there right now or if
you’re watching this on NBC, who also we thank, next to
our link, there’s a “donate” button. That will go to So, that’s the way you
can donate to that, and anything can help. Speaking of helping,
I was thinking about this, and if there’s any way —
Your local food pantry — Google where that is. “Where is my local food pantry?”
They all need help. Right now, out where I am, East
Hampton Food Pantry is desperate for anything
on the shelves. So if you go stocking up,
wherever you are, just get an extra can of soup
and drop it off to — What? -Or a case of soup. -Or a case of — Yeah, well, if
you can get a case of soup. I guess people are buying
things by the cases. Go to Costco and get, like,
a pallet of soup and drop one can off to the — Is that what
you’re saying, honey? Off to the food pantry. So — But anything you can,
really, think about — That’d be great if you could. It’s weird times right now. I’m standing in front of
an odd tree. I don’t even know where I am in
the house, but it’s there, and I’m not going to
talk about it. But I see true colors of
people are coming out, and everyone’s being
very creative now. And it’s kind of a
heartwarming thing to see. There’s also the other side
of people, too, because I was walking my dog
the other day with my camera operator,
who’s my wife. And I don’t walk like this.
What was I doing? So, I was walking normally. And everyone crossing the street because it’s socially
distancing, which is great. But just because you’re doing
that doesn’t mean you don’t have to smile or wave. You can do that. You don’t have to not
be a person. You can be like, “Hello.” You know,
you can do that, can’t you? Can you say “Hello”?
You can do that. “Hey, good to see you.”
I mean, we’re far enough away. We really are.
Like, I’d say more than 6 feet. 12 feet. Anyway, I’m really seeing
everyone being creative on the Internet and everything, and so let’s get to some
monologue jokes right now. And then, after that,
by the way, we’ll do — We’re doing our interviews,
but we also have kind of a “best of” is
what we’re doing. Best of the “The Tonight Show”
this whole week and as long as
we have to do this. So, these are clips
that make you happy and maybe, like, just kind of get that balance back in life. So, you’ll see Bradley Cooper,
Emma Stone. What?! Yes! It’s awesome.
Alright, here we go. Here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
[ Imitates cheering ] Thank you very much.
Welcome to “The Tonight Show.” Oh, I forgot.
My sister gave me a joke. Gloria Fallon,
I’ll give you props for this. She said, “Hey, guys,
a lot of us have entered our second week of quarantine
and hopefully have enough food, water, and skin left on
your hands…from washing. -Good one.
-I know. Now here we go. Welcome to “The Tonight Show,”
everybody, “At Home Edition.” I hope everyone is doing okay.
I had a tough weekend. The governor of New York
declared me the definition of nonessential. Why you do me like that? Well, it’s week two of
self-quarantine, and we’re all feeling cooped up. Today, my Amazon Alexa asked
to give me — sorry — asked me to give it some space. “Please back 6 feet off me.” As if things
aren’t crazy enough, now the weather is insane, as temperatures have
dropped in half. It’s like the weather caught
whatever the stock market has. Honestly, who cares about
the weather, right? We’re all inside anyway. I was watching the news today,
and the weather guy turned to the sports guy and was
like, “Why are we even here?” [ Laughs ] Why are we even here?
To deafening silence. Listen to this, guys. I saw that Audible is now
offering free audiobooks for kids stuck at home. So if Disney+ didn’t hold your
kids’ attention, I’m sure Ben Stein reading
“War and Peace” will do the trick. I heard that Best Buy announced
that they’re now offering curbside service
with no human contact. When they heard, Best Buy’s
Geek Squad was like, “What’s human contact?” This is cool. One of our guests tonight,
DJ D-Nice, hosted a social-distancing
dance party on Instagram Live. That’s right — a
social-distancing dance party, or as it’s also known,
every middle-school dance. I read that since the increase
in toilet-paper shortages, people have been buying
more bidets. Yeah, it can act as a great
substitute for toilet paper and, if you’re really desperate,
a soda stream. [ Laughs ] I learned about an online
toilet-paper — I don’t know.
Why is that funny? I read about —
Oh, I heard about an online
toilet-paper calculator that tells you how long
your supply will last. So if you think you’re bored,
imagine being the guy who just created an online
toilet-paper calculator. [ Laughs ] This is crazy. I saw that Germany
has now banned gatherings of more than two people. Yep, a two-person gathering or,
as it’s known in Russia, a 40th high-school reunion. [ Russian accent ]
We only ones who make it. Our classmates were the foundation of
this school…literally. They’re in the foundation.
They’re in the cement somewhere. [ Normal voice ]
And, finally, this is amazing. I read that the movie
“Pretty Woman” hit theaters 30 years ago today. Do you remember that? Not “Pretty Woman.”
I mean going to a movie theater. That’s our monologue, everybody.
What?! -Whoo-hoo! -Now it’s time to do a bit that
we normally do on the show where I play a cowboy character
who’s kind of ignorant and just tells it like it is, and he tells things
to go on and git. We’re going to use
a teleprompter thing, an app that I got. I don’t know if it’s
going to work or not, so just bear with us. Here is “Go On, Git.” Hey, guys.
It’s time for “Go On, Git.” Is this Grandpa Juvonen’s hat?
-Dad. -It’s your dad’s hat.
-Mm-hmm. -So, this is an actual, real
cowboy’s hat. -Definitely. -And I put
my cowboy boots on that I got a couple years ago, and it took me
about an hour to put them on. And I think I’m just gonna
have to leave them on all week. Alright, here we go. That’s our teleprompter thing
that we’re using right now, and we’ll see if it works. Alright, it’s time for “Go –”
Oh, here we go. It can be hard to say goodbye,
but sometimes, you have to. And there are a few things
I’d like to say goodbye to right now. It’s time for “Go On –”
It’s not working. It’s time for “Go On –”
Here we go. It can be hard to say goodbye,
but sometimes, you have to. And there are a few things
I like to say goodbye to right now. It’s time for “Go On, Git.” ♪♪ Go on, git, every single company
sending e-mails about what they’re doing to
“deal” with coronavirus. Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad everyone’s
being careful at the Sacramento
Holiday Inn Express I went to one time on a road trip in 2006, but I didn’t need an e-mail
telling me about the complimentary mini-muffin bar will be closed
until further notice. Now, go on, git
to the spam folder. ♪♪ Go on, git,
insanely cheap plane tickets. Oh, really?
Flights to Miami are $17? You don’t say. You know damn well that
it’s irresponsible to take a nonessential flight
right now. Then again, $17 to Miami. I mean, the Cuban sandwiches
there are — No! I turn my back on you,
temptation. Git!
♪♪ Go on, git,
organic peanut butter. You ain’t nothing but a dang
swimming pool of oil. I got to stir you around,
stir you, and stir you around. Git.
♪♪ Go on, git, seasonal allergies.
Read the ding-dang room. This is not the right
time for you to be showing up. Usually,
you’re a minor annoyance, but now one sneeze,
and my family is changing into hazmat suits and making me sleep
in the dang-dung basement. So go on, git,
seasonal allergies and take pet dander with you. ♪♪ Go on, git, spam phone calls, calling me from
my own dang number. I know it’s probably a scam, but I can’t take
the chance and not pick up. What if it’s me from the future, and I need help because
I’m trapped in a basement? How long have I been in there? Don’t worry, future me. I’m coming for you…unless
it is a spam number. Then why don’t you go on, git. Alright, everybody.
That’s been “Go On, Git.” Hopefully you enjoyed it. We’ll be right back
with more “Tonight Show.” ♪♪ -Is this thing working?
-[ Laughs ] -Oh, what’s up, Jimmy Fallon? Do you want me to turn
my screen sideways, as well? I can do that. -Ooh. -Does that work for you? -Yeah, definitely works
for me, man. What are you doing it on,
a laptop, or you got an iPad? -I’ve got an iPhone, man. I’m in San Francisco.
That’s where I am. [ Laughs ]
-This does — Are you really in — You shouldn’t be outside.
You’re on lockdown. -Oh, man. What’s going on?
Are we starting yet? When are we starting? -This could be starting
right now. It’s so good to see
your face, man. How are you dealing? Where are you right now?
-I’m actually at home. Don’t get disappointed.
Hold on. I’m gonna try to show you —
I’ve never used this before. I’m trying to find — Hold on. I can — “None.” So, yeah, I’m actually at home. I’m sorry.
-Ah, beautiful. -Are you in, like, a cabin? Where is this place? Have you been kidnapped? -No, no, no. I’m totally —
This is home. I’m in like kind of a —
It’s like a guest room, but it looks
like a cabin type of room. -Who are your guests? Hunters? [ Both laugh ] -Dude, this has all changed
since the quarantine started. This was just a normal room, and now I’ve become, like,
a hunter-gatherer type of thing. -Right.
This is like you preparing for the new world
post-the coronavirus apocalypse. -Oh, dude, I’m making weapons
out of tripods and everything. I don’t know what — How are you handling
the social distancing and the self-quarantining
and all that? -I’m not gonna lie to you,
Jimmy. I haven’t noticed any difference
in my life. I am genuinely — I’m not even
trying to be funny here. Some people are gonna say
this is a joke. There’s no jokes. Like, I have experienced
no change in my world. So, my whole life I’ve been
an indoor kid, right? I love playing outside,
but I was like the — My mom had to chase me
out of the house to go and play with other kids, ’cause I was like,
I wanted to be at home. I wanted to play video games,
and I wanted to watch TV. I don’t go outside. I don’t need to go outside. Like, people always — You know
how people will be like, “But it’s such a beautiful day.
Why don’t you go outside?” No. I don’t care. -Really? You like being inside? -I don’t like being inside.
I love being inside. I live inside. That’s me. So I — Like, my life
hasn’t changed other than the stress of
what’s happening in the world. Like, just — ’cause I feel
for what’s happening. I’m worried about what’s gonna
happen in the world for people economically. You know, I think
on a health level, we’re probably gonna
get this thing under control. But I worry about the effects for the —
just every economy in the world and how that affects
the poorest people first. That’s the thing
that stresses me out. But, like, for me,
I’m not even gonna lie to you and say I have been stressed
in any way. I am completely fine. I also started
intermittent fasting just before coronavirus started,
so I — I don’t eat — ’cause I realized
I don’t need to eat. I realized someone tricked me
into believing that I need three meals
or five meals a day or something like that. So now I eat — I don’t eat
for 18 hours in a day, and then I’ll eat
for, like, the rest of the — But I eat like a few things,
and then I’m done. My mom does the same thing. -I started that
like two weeks ago, and then when this happened, I stocked up on so much food that I — I’ve never eaten
more in my life. I’ve never eaten more food, because I don’t want it
to go to waste, and I go, “You’re not gonna
to finish that? You can’t waste it. This is —
We need it now more than ever.” And I just — I’m eating
like six — six meals a day. -No, my friend. No,
I’ve done the complete opposite, ’cause my thing is
I didn’t buy — I didn’t buy a bunch of stuff.
Like, I think — I get why people were panicking,
but you know what it is? Living in New York
has taught me not to panic because people panic every year.
When they say, like, there’s gonna be a blizzard,
then people rush out. And I’ve noticed people —
Maybe this is an American thing. People don’t know
what to buy in an emergency. -[ Laughs ] -That’s what I’ve noticed. -I totally agree,
because you’ve seen it or because you’ve done it? -No, because I’ve seen it.
-Yeah. -Like, when people say there’s
gonna be a blizzard in New York, and they say it’s gonna be
like 12 inches of snow, and we might not be able
to go anywhere, I’ve seen people buy — Like, they rush out,
and all the bread is gone. Bread is the worst thing
to buy for a disaster. Like, bread is — it’s — There’s mold.
-It doesn’t last. -It doesn’t last.
-No, I agree. -And then, like now
with coronavirus, people are buying toilet paper like coronavirus is going to
make you just go on a rampage in the bathroom or something. You don’t need
that much toilet paper. -Yeah, it’s a lot
of toilet paper talk. My friend bought four
giant things of canola oil, and I go, “Wow. Do you plan on deep frying? I mean, what’s — what’s happening
in your quarantine?” [ Both laugh ] It’s — they go, “I don’t know. I just bought it
’cause it was there.” -I realized,
you know what it is? The problem with coronavirus
is that it’s invisible, ’cause if coronavirus
was zombies, we wouldn’t be acting like this. -[ Laughs ] Yeah.
-Like, if coronavirus was actual zombies
walking through the streets, no one would be like,
“I’ll take my chances.” -Yeah. No, exactly. They would be locking
their door 10 times. And — yeah, you’re right. So, yeah, that’s a good idea. Pretend there are zombies
out there. Is it — Is it —
I know Comedy Central is now airing your show
on Comedy Central, which is awesome,
’cause a lot of people don’t have the Internet
or don’t understand it, like people like
I would say my dad. So he’s so happy
to have my show on TV. He’s like,
“Finally I can watch.” Is it odd telling jokes
with no laughter? -Yeah, it’s very weird,
because I’ve — one of the first things I did
was work as a stand-up comedian. That’s been my career for, what,
going on 14, 15 years now. So it’s —
I’ve never told jokes — I’ve never just
told jokes to myself. That’s like the first sign
of madness in my opinion. So I’ve never stood in front
of the mirror and been like, “You see what happened today?” I’ve never done that.
So it’s weird. -I used to practice —
I used to practice my stand-up. There was a piece of brick wall in my apartment
where I lived in L.A., and I had a mic stand, and I stood in front
of the brick wall. -Are you serious?
-And used to do acts in my bedroom by myself,
my whole routine. -That is —
So you’re made for this, then. -Yeah, this is —
Finally, this is my — I finally found my medium.
-You’re the corona king. You’re the corona king.
No, like, it’s weird. It’s weird doing the show
without an audience, because I think
it’s always a reminder — After like every joke
or every moment, it’s always a reminder of
the time we’re living through. You know? So —
-Yeah. -The thing I’m trying to do is I’m trying
to inform my audience. I’m trying to stay informed.
I still don’t believe anybody should be watching news
24 hours a day, because the truth is
news has to tell you news. So they’re gonna find bad things
to tell you for 24 hours
to make the thing continue. -That’s correct.
-But I don’t think it’s healthy. So for me, I go, hey, I know
a lot of people watch my show because they just want
to catch up on essential news, and then they want to carry on
living their lives. And I — I’m honored that people
would have me provide that. So that’s what I do.
I work with my team. Everyone’s at home.
We make the show. It’s weird
because you just say a thing, and then nothing happens. Like, this is great right now.
This is like — -You get a little
back and forth, exactly. -Yeah.
-I’m loving this, yeah. It’s good that you’re doing this
and making a lot of people — You know, again, the severity
of what’s happening, but also it provides
a little bit of balance. So thank you.
-Yeah, because I think that’s the thing is
we have to remember the balance. We’re not staying at home
because everyone’s gonna die. We’re doing this preemptively. We’re trying to prevent
a disaster from happening, and so we have to do
the boring thing. Prevention is always boring. -Yeah.
-You know what I mean? -That’s not the part
of the zombie movie you like. -Exactly. Exactly. Nobody — Like, in the beginning
of a zombie movie, there’s always the doctor
who’s like, “We need to quarantine
everybody. There’s something spreading.” And they’re like,
“Shut up, Klaus!” -[ Laughs ]
-You know what I mean? -Yeah, he’s not anyone’s
favorite character. -Yeah. And then when the zombie
outbreak happens, then he’s like,
“I tried to warn everybody.” -Yeah, and then they —
and he gets attacked. -Exactly. Yeah. “Aah.” -Yeah. The charity that we’re
mentioning tonight is No Kid Hungry. -Yes. -Why this charity? -Well, here’s the thing. There are millions
of kids in America who get their food from school. There are millions
of kids in America who might get one of their only
nutritious meals at school. And in closing the schools,
which I understand was necessary for many people,
we also have to acknowledge how many children now no longer
have access to that one meal or that one nutritious meal
that they were having every day. And I think it’s really
important for us, especially in
this moment in time, to try and support those
in our communities who are the most
affected by this — people who don’t earn
a lot of money, people who are low-income. This is all throughout
the country, you know, from Idaho
to New York, from California through
to Kentucky and Delaware. There are people — The people
who are gonna get affected first and the most are people
who have the lowest incomes, people who don’t earn the most, people who live
from paycheck to paycheck. So for me, you know, feeding kids is something
you take for granted. I know what it was like
to grow up in a home where we didn’t have food
all the time. I know what it was like to go for two or three nights
not eating, and I don’t think any kid should
ever have to go through that. So for me, you know, I think
whatever we can contribute — and it’s — a little — you know, a lot of a little
makes a lot. And so for me,
it’s everyone just chipping in and saying, “Hey, we’ll help.
We’ll help feed these kids. Let’s keep the kids fed.” Think about their parents,
who are oftentimes working in the industries that we need them
to stay in right now. People who don’t earn
minimum wage or maybe just earn minimum wage, working in grocery stores
that you need to stay open, working in pharmacies that
you need to stay open, working in all of these places you need to stay open
to survive. They also have kids. Their kids might have been
getting food from their schools. So for me, I think everyone, if
possible, whatever you can give. I know not everybody can,
but everyone who can give, try and give a little.
-Whatever you can give. Even a dollar, anything is
just — Everything matters. So please, right now,
they would love it. Trevor, you’re the best
for doing this, buddy. Thank you for doing your show,
but thank you for doing my show. And keep up and
keep people balanced, please. Thank you so much for everything
you’re doing, buddy. -Thank you, Jimmy.
Thank you so much. And I’m gonna send the police
to your house, ’cause I think someone’s buried
in the basement. If I look at that room,
and the FBI told me that they found someone
in that house, I’d be like, “How did nobody know
someone was in that house?” -This is — This is like —
is it like “Misery”? Thanks so much, bud.
I appreciate this. -I’m heading back
to San Francisco now. So, enjoy being stuck
in your house. -Wow, you got there fast. -Say hi to Gavin for me.
-You enjoy yourself in your house, Jimmy Fallon.
-Bye, buddy. Bye, buddy. Thank you, thank you, thank you. -Alright, cool. ♪♪ -Yo.
-What’s up, man? -Yo, come on!
-[ Laughs ] Ah, man. -What did do you?
What did you do? Oh, my gosh. -Man, man. Life, man. I just wanted to do something
good for people, and it turned into something
really good. So unexpected. -It was really good. I loved it so much. D-Nice, it’s an honor. Thank you so much
for doing this. I appreciate you doing “The
Tonight Show” at-home edition. What you’re doing is
exactly what we need. You’re bringing people up. You’re lifting people’s spirits. I got an e-mail from a friend
that said, “Do you see what
D-Nice is doing right now?” And I was like, “What?” And they’re like, “He’s
deejaying for like nine hours. This dance party thing,”
and I go, “What?” So I went to your live
Instagram, and when I was there, it was already — I mean, first
of all, how did it come about? Let’s start there. -It started — I was sitting
here at home, you know, just — I was alone and, you know,
I wanted to just play music for my friends and I had
a small Instagram following, you know, and I wanted to play
it for, like, my friends, you know,
and create an Instagram live, and I was deejaying, and it was
just like people, you know, from the music industry. You know,
Questlove would pop in. Black Thought —
actually Black Thought was the one that was like, “Yo, you should just play
some music, D. Let’s do it.” And it was a small group
of like 200 people, and then it turned — the next
day it was 2,000 people. Then the day after that
it was 12,000 people. And then Friday was
the one where it was, like, “Wow, there’s 25,000 people
in here.” Then all of a sudden J. Lo
popped in and I was like, “Wait, J. Lo’s in here?” And then 10 minutes later, Drake was in there
and I was like, “Wow.” -Oh, this is a party.
-“This could be something.” And then Saturday was — you know, I mean,
it was like 100,000 people. -Oh, my goodness! That’s when I checked it out. It was 100,000. It was like — I was like,
“This is so much fun.” When I was there,
Kamala Harris jumped in. Buju Banton was there. -Yes.
[ Laughs ] -It was like the craziest mix of
people coming together. -Joe Biden. You know,
Michelle Obama was there. Janet Jackson was there.
-Ellen DeGeneres. Were you nervous knowing that
Michelle Obama was in there? -I was. I was nervous and even
though I deejayed for them, I played, you know, the second
to the last party at the White House
and did the inaugural ball, there was something about, like,
in that setting where I’m, like, really at home. Like, this is my kitchen. -Wow.
-I’m deejaying in my kitchen, and something
that I was doing in my kitchen was able to touch the world. Like, it was just beautiful. It was beautiful.
-It really was a great thing. I loved it so much. #clubquarantine is what
everyone was calling it. And it was the number-one
worldwide trend. -Wow.
[ Laughs ] -It was just — Did you, like, get nervous when
the numbers started going up and you kept seeing all those
hearts flying around, like — -I saw the hearts flying around,
and I wasn’t nervous because I was —
my core friends that we started this with
were still in there. So it was the average person. Then there was Kelly Rowland,
and it was — but Kelly — they had been there and they
were, like, cheering it on, like, oh, my gosh, because we
had never maxed 25,000. It was like let’s see
if we can get it to 30,000. Oh, my gosh, we’re at 30,000,
and it just kept climbing. When it reached like —
it was 98,000 people, and then all of a sudden,
Mark Zuckerberg logged in, and we were like, “Wait, Mark,
what are you doing here? Please don’t shut us off.
Let us get to 100,000.” And he posted —
he posted “You got this,” and as soon as it hit 100,000,
everyone just went crazy. I was in here like,
oh, my gosh, like — -I mean, it’s — I mean,
’cause as a deejay, you feed off the crowd, right? -Yes. -But you have no crowd
in your kitchen. Did you still get the same type
of excitement or more? -I received the same type of
excitement, but it’s — actually
I would say more. You know why? Because when you’re feeding off
of the crowd, you’re trying to
play for the crowd. I’m watching body languages,
and I’m trying to get them — I want them to hear
what they want. 100,000 people were in that live
to hear what I wanted to play, like, and I was able to play
from my heart. I love music,
so I was able to play — stop the music
and play Kenny Rogers. You would never hear
Kenny Rogers in a hip-hop club. So I was able to
just do what I love, and it was beautiful
to experience. -What’s next? Are there gonna be
more dance parties? What’s next? -Man, I have one on Wednesday. I’m trying to do them
maybe like every other day. Not every day the way
I was doing it. I didn’t expect it
to become this, but, you know, just give people a break and
allow them to be more excited about it and, look, it’s just
been a beautiful thing. I want to continue. As long as we’re doing this,
as long as we’re quarantined, at least do my part,
which is through entertainment to touch people,
to bring people together. -Exactly right,
and that’s what you’re doing, and I can’t even tell you. So Wednesday night,
what time should we tune in? -3:00 p.m. Pacific time,
6:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. I’m just going to go in,
like, after work, people get to hear music
and dance together. -It’s on Instagram.
Follow @dnice, one word. -Yes. -And it was so enjoyable and I
can’t tell you how happy I was. I was yelling at you through
my phone like, “Yes, go!” It was so great. I loved it. You made so many people happy. I can’t even tell you,
like, how it’s — to go worldwide like that,
you got to be proud, and thank you for doing
what you’re doing. It was so cool.
-Thank you. I appreciate you, man.
I appreciate you. -I’m a big fan. Bye, buddy.
Thank you. -Bye, buddy. Peace. -Thank you guys
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  • That's so true, I've been eating a whole lot more these last couple of days! 😅😆😅

    Another great charity, guests and Tonight Show: Home Edition! 🙌🏼 💙

  • I can hear an imaginary audience laughing after every joke😆

  • my puppet show … learning so be kind. Toilet paper bandit and happy saint patties are my fave just learning and improv. No scrip

  • Can’t even get one tin of soup or beans in UK , eggs, chicken,pasta really short

  • Me too Trevor
    It's just like everyday for me
    I don't have to follow any of the instructions. Because it's just saying to do what I always do

  • Ted Mosby was right, he really can pull off those boots!

  • My name is D-Nice!

  • i think the intro needs more cowbell to be perfect!

  • you could tape (double-sided, the fastest way) your wife's iPhone to the iPad so that she can hold the iPad and record on her iPhone. That allows you to read the teleprompter and look at the camera at the same time. Or could make some tight pocket on the back of the iPad with the tape and some plastic (from a bottle or whatever…) so you can just put an iPhone in there when needed 🙂

  • Go on git spam mail!😂😂😂😂😂

  • Guys you can put bread in the freezer. It’s great, and lowers it’s carbs.

  • J’adore Trevor! Je le trouve hyper marrant. Thanks Jimmy for your videos. 🇫🇷

  • Trevor is right, once this public health issue is under control, I cannot imagine the trail of economic devastation this is going to leave behind and how the poorest people in the world are going to be affected the most.

  • I hope world get better after this virus. For us in Iran,America is acting againts our virus fighting.It's not fair.

  • LMAO T.Noah made me laugh out Sooooo LOUD hahahah " what are your Guest ? Hunters ??!!!!

    T.Noah making so much of my points

  • the jokes are AWESOME!!!!!! Thanks Mr. Fallon!!!

  • I appreciate Jimmy's dedication to continue the show 🙂

  • he almost made it to the end without the forced laugh lol

  • You should also talk to Miley Cyrus and what she's doing with #BrightMinded and Rita Ora who works with the WHO.

  • In case you are missing the audience laughter, the seagulls here are laughing.

  • I’m with you Jimmy, the way many people are behaving is a real shame. I was raised to smile & say good morning/afternoon to people who walk past, particularly the elderly. It costs nothing to be nice & we need it now more than ever. I thought the monologue was funny, even if Nancy didn’t!!😂
    * Poor Nancy lives with him & probably deals with this shit constantly! 😂

  • good show, etiquette, edu, etc 100% real haha

  • Love go on and git! Keep it up Jimmy 💪👊

  • I liked the video ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • This jimmy guy should look into making a tonight show on TV! Looks like a bright future for him judging by this production quality!

  • Sad I missed the dance party! But now DJ Nice has a new follower waiting for another!

  • More cowbell!

  • two kinds of parties in the world. the ones that are good because of the music and ones that are good because of the people. not a single word wasted talking about the music here.

    He drops soooooo many names, but not once does he point out all the other artists out there doing it.

  • That intro made my day 😂😍❤️ ”ok, GO!” ding ding ding ding and beautiful doggo for likes 😂👍😍😘

  • I feel like I’m watching him practice this at home the night before the show and I’m not supposed to see it

  • Trevor Noah is the best. What a wise man. I've been saying the same thing about "The News has to continue so they will pick out bad news to report on get an audience". Also, "prevention is boring", its the beginning part of the zombie movie, that nobody wants to watch. But, that's the important part.

  • Trevor is a gem 💎

  • im high as fuck and the lack of laughter in the monologue is feckin sending me

  • Jimmy looks rested and happy 🙂 Started to like him much more after those home editions

  • Hi Jimmy. Call me in Russia. I'll tell you what Russia thinks about coronovirus. It will be funny because my English is awful

  • I want jimmy to start his next studio show from coming out of a slide…

  • Do the show with a live audience on zoom or something. Besides that, seriously, USA wtf ? You have children that don't eat at home with proper food ?!

  • Trevor likes being inside because his mum had to keep him hid during apartheid – ‘Born a crime’.

  • The weather and stock market joke was a good one 😂

  • People buy things to occupy their time. Most NYrs work and sleep without consistent quality time inbetween, so without preparation they end up buying all of the things they think they'll need for an indefinite amount of time for everyone in their home, and also maybe what's on sale. We bought 6 boxes of Turkey sausage on sale at 3 for 5. Total bargain for our dog. The markets put everything on complete clearance in anticipation of closing indefinitely in N.Y. without continuing their stock deliveries. Who can compete with Costco, Sam's, BJs, Walmart, aaand Amazon? Only to find out later that they'll need to stay open.
    We found a loaf of bread today. It took a week to find a loaf of multigrain bread. Loads of plain enriched white bread on the shelves, but nothing else. The enriched white bread will end up in food pantrys…
    Donate nutritional food for developing children please. Nutrition is crucial to development. Have a great day! #Spring

  • No they dont know what to buy, that's why they bought all the damn toilet tissue. Lol

  • I understand Trevor totally. I love ❤️ being in my house 🏡. Did the same from the beginning of my life. I never forget a neighbors came to my house and reported me. But my mother send them away because I was in the house all the time.

  • We made a little couch-concert for you guys! Enjoy!! 💜❤😎

  • Is the whole set of DJ D-Nice available anywhere?

  • I'd like to donate, but I use PayPal only.

  • As much as I love Trevor Noah, I feel sad that even in quarantine, most celebrities are still too busy to watch their friend's show. I've watched Kimmel, Fallon, Colbert, and Noah's show since they started this format (and frankly, even before all this started). I love Jimmy Fallon's house. It's super homey, rustic, and playful. You can tell he designed it with his kids in mind, not like just designating one room in their house as a kid's playroom. I also love the Italians impromptu balcony concerts. To Jimmy and the crew, thank you for all the laughs in these sobering times. Cheers!

  • How do u connect soda stream to bidet? The manual doesn’t show it!! 🤪😀😂

  • Jimmy..thats true no more then two people are allowed to stay together except families 👋🇪🇸

  • Love it Jimmy Fallon! 👏👏❤❤👏👏🙏 keep up the guest.

  • Quarantine music!

  • his wife laughed! AT LAST! 😀

  • JIMMY FALLON ..PLAY HOUSE/ Fun House 😊😃😆😄😀😉

  • I can’t tell you how much I look forward to this everyday and I’d like to thank Jimmy & all the other late night hosts who are participating. Who knows how long this will last but it’s nice to know I have something to make me laugh everyday and get my mind off things.

  • I agree ☝️ with the toilet paper 🧻, some people are fighting for it 👋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • I totally get Trevor Noah.

  • Am I the only one who actually likes Jimmy's Man of the Woods room?

  • I always like Jimmy Fallon's Show. He's a down to earth guy.

  • Thanks for doing these episodes. They really cheer me up 🙂 No pressure if you can’t anymore though. You need to do what’s best for you and your family.

  • lol this is a wonderful episode

  • I always imagined that thewe talk show hosts live in manhattan😁

  • It is now my fondest wish that Toilet Paper Poverty emerges sooner rather than later as The Signal Syndrome of our time: devastating impoverishment brought on by spending all your money on bum wipe, in the hope of…what?! Cornering the market, making out like a BANDIT?! Prepare to die!

  • Ever heard kids pretending to present TV shows at home…

  • Watching only the first 10 seconds it looks like Jimmy went insane.

  • Watched Trevor's show and then it autoplayed to this ep. Saw that Trevor had the same exact outfit on. …Damn, what a time to be alive.

  • Glad D-Nice is getting some shine.

  • Jimmy's jokes were hilarious 😆

  • Jimmy. That shirt. It’s funny. But it’s not getting the right laugh.

  • This is actually the most likeable and real he ever was and one has to appreciate the hustle here!

  • He's officially losing his mind

  • I really love this setting of the show.

  • P.s. Salute to the wife, she is GOOD with the camera. Ending on the Boot and then overall too. You guys don't need a team. You got the best at home.

  • He is so handsome there and his daughters are princesses for sure.

  • I laugh at jimmy laughing at his own jokes haha 😂

  • The wife is an amazing camera woman. I can't believe she stayed that silent through all that joke

  • Looking good Jimmy!

  • I've watched more of these home-casts than the studio show.

  • 🙂

  • I. Love “Go On Git!” 😆

  • categorize this as commuinty well being not political.
    The president has not invoked the Defense Production Act to compel industry to get these essential items, like ventilators—and others mass produced, at cost, only he can. Please call your representatives as if the life of a child depended on it. (202) 224-3121. This number will get you in touch with any federal representive.

  • Go on get🤣

  • Dude. it's a YouTube Donate link. YouTube is owned by Google. Google has Google Pay which can connect to PayPal. So why the hell can't I select either Google Pay or PayPal as a donate option?!!!!!!!

  • Oh Jimmy…silly

  • USA: We are the richest most prosperous country in the world!
    Also USA: Kids do not eat if they do not go to school.
    How can this even be possible?
    Greetings from a country with not such a big mouth but that can feed their families.

  • Shame Jimmy, are you bored? 😉 Love this. Thanks for these. we feel connected. we are laughing. Your online studio audience…

  • Damn, people have been socially distancing themselves from me for years. They always cross the street when they see me. Since I was a teenager.

  • The DNice party was amazing.

  • Here's a thought. How about a special all station simulcast featuring Colbert, Corden, Fallon, Kimmel and Meyers 'Late Show' hookup for Youtube. A lot are already doing At Home editions of their shows during this crisis which as a Brit is keeping me sane during these crazy, scary, unprecedented times. And think of the money such a bumper hook up could raise for charity? Come on guys, stick together by staying apart. 😁

  • Love them

  • All the major outlets and shows have turned into « real » YouTubers. Not as easy as it looks 😂

  • Great jokes!

  • The best thing ive seen all week!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • “Germany banned gathering of two people and above “
    Family of three: “When it’s time, the kid has to die…..”

  • Thank you Trevor for keeping watchers humble.

  • Fuck you. Rot in Hell, you perverted, anti-american, lying, liberal fucktards. You ALL deserve DEATH.

  • "True colors of people are coming out" soo true thank you soo much Jimmy for sending positive vibes throughout the world !!

  • Yeah that's why I get Trevor's style more. More introvertish, home kid.

  • I love Jimmy Fallon! 😍

  • I think this is ICONIC!! All the graphics and other props should go in one of the glass displays at UNIVERSAL STUDIOS Jimmy Fallon Ride 😀

  • Not gonna lie I thought that was Jordan Peele on the thumbnail

  • As a dude with seasonal allergies, who is recovering from an allergy induced sinus infection, jimmy fallon just made me cry lol

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