Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl


– HI, EVERYBODY,
I’M DAVE STASSEN
ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING,
AND WELCOME
TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL,
AS WE GET READY TO WATCH
SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS
IN THE NATION
SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS
IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN
BETWEEN EAST AND WEST.
AND THERE REALLY
ARE SOME CHARACTERS
ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS,
AREN’T THERE, GEOFF?
– THAT’S RIGHT, DAVE.
IT DOES SEEM LIKE THE MOST
FLAMBOYANT PERSONALITIES
CAME TO THE FOREFRONT,
AND THEY ARE HERE.
LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS
FROM THE EAST. [rock music] ♪
– D’MARCUS WILLIUMS,
UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.
– T.J. JUCKSON,
WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– T’VARIUSNESS KING,
MERRIMACK COLLEGE.
– TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE,
UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI.
– D’SQUARIUS GREEN, JR.,
UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME.
– IBRAHIM MOIZOOS,
UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE
AT CHATTANOOGA.
– JACKMERIUS TACKTHERITRIX,
MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY.
– D’ISIAH T. BILLINGS-CLYDE,
COASTAL CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.
– [lisping]
D’JATHPER PROBINCRUX THE THIRD,
THOUTH CAROLINA THTATE
UNIVERTHITY.
– LEOZ MAXWELL JILLIUMZ,
EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.
– JAVARIS JAMAR
JAVARISON-LAMAR,
UNIVERSITY
OF MIDDLE TENNESSEE.
– DAVOIN SHOWER-HANDEL,
UNIVERSITY
OF SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI.
– HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY,
PENN STATE UNIVERSITY.
– L’CARPETRON DOOKMARRIOT,
FLORIDA ATLANTIC UNIVERSITY.
– J’DINKALAGE MORGOONE,
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA.
– XMUS JAXON FLAXON-WAXON,
CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY
OF PENNSYLVANIA.
– WE’RE GOING TO BE LOOKING
FOR BIG PLAYS
ALL GAME LONG
FROM TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE.
– AND LET’S NOT FORGET
THE TIGHT ENDS,
IBRAHIM MOIZOOS
AND HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY.
THEY’VE BOTH HAD
AMAZING SEASONS.
– THAT’S RIGHT, GEOFF.
NOW LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS
FROM THE WEST. [rock music] ♪
– SAGGITARIUTT JEFFERSPIN,
TEXAS A & M.
– D’GLESTER HARDUNKICHUD,
UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.
– SWIRVITHAN L’GOODLING-SPLATT,
SASKATCHEWAN UNIVERSITY.
– QUATRO QUATRO,
SAN JOSE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– OZAMATAZ BUCKSHANK,
STANFORD UNIVERSITY.
– BEEZER TWELVE WASHINGBEARD,
JONES COLLEGE.
– SHAKIRAQUAN T.G.I.F. CARTER,
UNIVERSITY
OF NORTHERN ARIZONA.
– X-WING @ ALICIOUSNESS,
MISSOURI WESTERN
STATE UNIVERSITY.
– SEQUESTER GRUNDELPLITH, M.D.,
ADAMS STATE.
– SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH,
SOUTH DAKOTA
STATE UNIVERSITY.
– T.J. A.J. R.J.
BACKSLASHINFOURTH THE FIFTH,
ALBION COLLEGE.
– [squeals]
SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY.
– DONKEY TEETH,
BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– TORQUE…
[jackhammer drilling]
LEWITH,
NEVADA STATE…
PENITENTIARY.
– THE PLAYER FORMERLY KNOWN
AS MOUSECOP,
UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI,
COLUMBIA.
– DAN SMITH, BYU.

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  • 0:58 what is this accent again?

  • Mccringleberry represent!

  • Holy shit; wasn't expecting a California University of Pennsylvania reference. That's a small small near me in rural Pennsylvania. Wtf.

  • I went to Albion college!💛💜💛💜

  • "Dan Smith, BYU"

    That one has to be fake.

  • They are all names I’ve pretty much heard before

  • Got dammit DAN SMITH!!!

  • Quatro Quatro 😂😂 I see what they did there

  • OF COURSE Dan Smith is from BYU

  • "D'isiah T. Billings-Clyyyde"

  • I actually think the Bengals should take Donkey Teeth over Joe Burrow. He’s just too good of a player.

  • College kid trying to make people laugh. Check out my youtube channel if you’d like. I’d appreciate it!

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Who is here after watching Key and John Ceena on Wired?

  • Once I was collapsing from laghter my wife asked what I was watching I showed her she showed no emotinal response. Go figure.

  • Dan Smith tho 😂😂😂

  • Ozamataaaz…….buckshank

  • Still can't believe Hingle McCringleberry would do a 3-pump celebration to this day

  • Dan Smith from BYU was a bust, McCringleberry should’ve got drafted before him

  • But the real question is … what are their positions ?

  • Eeeeeee eeeeeee San Diego University L🤣L

  • L'carpetron Dookmarriot L🤣L

  • Some of these are absolute classics

  • Kentavious Tannell Caldwell-Pope

  • I want Ibrahim Moizoos on my fantasy team next year.

  • Donkey Teeth

  • “Buck shank” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • East:
    D’isiah T. Billings-Clyde
    D’jasper Probincrux III
    D’marcus Williums
    D’squarius Green, Jr.
    Davoin Shower-Handel
    Hingle McCringleberry
    Ibrahim Moizoos
    J’dinkalage Morgoone
    Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
    Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar
    L’carpetron Dookmarriot
    Leoz Maxwell Jilliums
    T.J. Juckson
    T’variusness King
    Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
    Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

    West:
    [The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop]
    Beezer Twelve Washingbeard
    D’glester Hardunkichud
    Dan Smith
    Donkey Teeth
    Eeeee Eeeeeeeee
    Ozmataz Buckshank
    Quatro Quatro
    Saggitariutt Jefferspin
    Scoish Velociraptor Maloish
    Sequester Grundelplith M.D.
    Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
    Swirvithan L’gooding-Splatt
    T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V
    Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith
    X-Wing @Aliciousness

  • IBRAHIM MOIZOOS is that 20 year old who is respected by almost every 55 old mans

  • I lost it when he said donkey teeth then I died when he said his first and his second name was a construction noise🤣🤣

  • Idk why but I lost it at Quatro Quatro

  • T.J. A.J. R.J. Blackslashinfourth V

  • Is it just me or all these players look same??

  • Hingle McCringleberry had a hell of a game

  • I think I found my new dnd name generator

  • Why is J’dinlalage Morgoone’s photo looking at me

  • University of South Flerrda.. lol

  • How would Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith even spell his name

  • They missed an opportunity with Quatro Quatro, IV (cuatro)

  • I'm the 🐐

  • California university of Pennsylvania?

  • Dan smith would take everybody from the east no cap

  • When single moms name their sons.

  • Can we get a new McCringleberry video for Super Bowl season

  • 😅😅😅😅

  • 2:51 his name is a bad word!

  • L’Carpetron Dookmariot is the coolest guy ever.

  • California university of Pennsylvania😂

  • Showed this to my racist 95 year old grandma, she did not notice it was the same two guys over and over again…

  • Skip to 2:28 onwards for climax parts

  • Merrimack College. One of them (or a family member) must have gone there.

  • You know this all started with He Hate Me.

  • quatro quatro boiiiiiiiii

  • Welcome to 2020

  • shower handle!

  • Quatro Quatro

  • Nobody:
    D'Squarius Green Jr: exist

  • dAn SmItH

  • Some of these are actually not that bad.

  • DAvION sHoWer-hANdeL

  • The GOAT, the legendary, the one, the only, 1:23

  • 1:23 legend

  • L'carperttron dookmarriot seems like a chill dude to hang with.

  • Everybody talking about javaris jamar javarison-lamar but no one is talking about my boi devion shower-handel

  • "The only white guy" lol

  • Hingle McCringleBerry 😂😂😂

  • Dan Smith, BYU

  • 1:26 This is how I imagine Jesus' voice while speaking to Pontius Pilatus

  • how many actors did they even hire for this sketch?

  • Of course the only White player was from Brigham Young University!

  • That one guy from a penitentiary.

  • Not sure whether to make a Roll Fizzlebeef reference or go a bit more obscure with Sleve McDichael

  • JORDAN PEELE THE RACIST

  • J’Dinkalage Morgoone… University of South Flurrrrida

  • T.J. R.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth u

  • Hahahahaha omg I cant even!! So funny!

  • Every singly one of these characters deserves their own spin-off show.
    This is so much more than goofy names man, it's rapid-fire of these bizarre characters and you can tell each of them actually has some real depth and was really thought-out and truly embodied by key and peele.

  • QUATRO QUATRO, MY BOI!

  • Idk why I’m being so weird but I just keep coming back to this video every friggin month or so just for xmus jaxon flaxon waxon

  • Sequester Grundelplith M.D. sounds kind of badass

  • When everyone is a created player

  • I’ve heard that X-Wing @aliciousness is a real up-and-comer

  • Such simple and great names until some white dude comes in with his complicated ass name “Dan Smith” smh.

  • The West team was a powerhouse that year…especially Dan Smith the All-Mountain West and best kicker in college football!

  • Bad lip reading sent me here

  • BAD LIP READING sent me here.

  • Ok this is one of the funniest Key and Peele skits ive seen after
    eeee eeeee I just laughed through the rest dead😂😂😂 and the comments…man…

  • I’ve decided when I have my 1st son he shall be named Tyrol Smoochie wallace

  • I watch this over and over and I dont know why, I just really like the soothing list of names

  • I liked the Player Formerly Known As Mousecop better when he was just Mousecop.

  • as funny as this is, I can't tell what they were trying to satirize.

  • 😩😩the introduction got me😩😂

  • Tyroil

  • 2:50 best part starts here

  • Davoin Shower-Handel… That's the one right there 😂😂

  • Lmao people in this show who did their hairstyles deserves an award🤣🤣

  • A lifetime of pet names…

  • Thank You 4 a hysterical skit, & Dan Smith! bYu cougars rule.

  • Jdingalous margoon bahahahaha

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